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Pirate Pop Songs


No rum an' no eye!
No rum an' no eye!

She be the Pirate Queen
Missing teeth, nearly seventy
Pirate Queen, feel the bite of the gang-e-rene, ohh-ohhh
You will dance! Or you will die!
having been tied up and knifed.
Oohhhh, See that girl, watch her scream
She's in the guillotine
Arr arrr, ar ar ar arrr ar arrrrgh!

Matey you're a pirate, violent
Sailin' on the sea gonna be a captain some day
You've got blood on your face
You big disgrace
Throwing up rum all over the place, singing:
We will we will rob you!
We will we will rob you!

When I say Yo, ye say Ho!

I met her in a bar down in old Yoho
Where you drink Champagne and it tastes just like Gorgonzola
She walked up to me and she grabbed my crotch
And in a high-pitched voice I said "Your hand's a hook!"
Now I've a hole-a, where I had a ball-a, and now I am smaller.

Leprosy
little bits keep falling off of me
I'm not half the man I used to be
Oh, I'm diseased, with leprosy.

I have climbed the highest crow's nest
I have walked the Spanish Main
That's what my peg-leg's for
That's what my peg-leg's for
But I still haven't found, what this hook is for.

Sharks! Sharks will tear us apart, again.
Sharks! Sharks will tear us apart, again.

You give me weevils… in me biscuits
weevils and grubs and lice.
Weevils! I'll be spittin'
weevils all through the night.

Near, far, wherever they "Arr!"
I believe that me hearties go on.

(Arr!) Girl look at that body…
(Arr!) Girl look at that body…
(Arr!) Girl look at that body…
I- I- I-, I got gout.
…I'm scurvy and I know it
(Every day I'm smuggling!)

I kissed a gull and I liked it
the taste of digested catfish
I kissed a gull just to try it,
I was lonely in my crow's nest
It felt so wrong
When it used it tongue
Then it pecked me and stole my sandwich
I kissed a gull and I liked it
…I liked it

I came in like a cannon ball
All you ever did was, (ship) wre-e-eck me
Yeah you (ship) wre-e-ecked me

I knew you were smuggling something
…Now I'm digging up the cold hard ground
Arr! Arr!
Shovel, shovel, shovel…
Arr! Arr!
Shovel, shovel, shovel…

We are never, ever, ever…
Getting back the treasure

Got no eye, Got no eye,
I used my hook to poke my face
(Come on hearties, let's go party!)

Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
Become a pirate,
And call me matey