Jollyboat Merch now available from our online store!

The Jollyboat Store

Place a quick order for Jollyboat t-shirts and CDs, and we'll post them to you personally ♥

All our t-shirts are unisex, though many crewmates have done some wonderful work modifying them. Items appearing in red have sold out.

Sizes: S = 38", M = 40", L = 42", XL = 44", 2XL = 46", 3XL = 48"

"Everything's OK (Black)" Tee

"Everything's OK (Black)" Tee

£15

Never forget the lyrics to 'Pick n Mix' again! As a handy bonus, this t-shirt features the large and reassuring message "Everything's OK".

"Everything's OK (Red)" Tee

"Everything's OK (Red)" Tee

£15

The same tee as above, but in red, so your Crewmates don't know you bleeding.

"Everything's OK (Navy)" Tee

"Everything's OK (Navy)" Tee

£15

As a rule, pirates dislike the Navy, but this one be most fetchin'. It's slightly less dark than the black t-shirt, so it's good for goths who are feeling joyful.

"Everything's OK (Grey)" Tee

"Everything's OK (Grey)" Tee

£15

Grey is such a sophisticated colour! Printing it was probably a mistake, since Jollyboat fans generally aren't very sophisticated. Prove us wrong by buying the t-shirt.

"MerryFerry are Better than Jollyboat" Tee

"MerryFerry are Better than Jollyboat" Tee

£15

MerryFerry are the Jollyboat tribute act (we wish we were kidding), who agreed to play at JollyCon only if they could headline. We honour them with this limited edition tribute shirt.

"Jollyboat are Overrated" Tee

"Jollyboat are Overrated" Tee

£15

A perfect t-shirt to buy for a friend who loves Jollyboat. Also ideal for a friend who hates Jollyboat.

Ship Tee

Ship Tee

£15

This fetching design is heavily inspired by the "Pirate Bay" logo.

"I Kissed a Gull and I Liked It" Tee

"I Kissed a Gull and I Liked It" Tee

£15

The very first Jollyboat t-shirt, now almost sold-out! Buy one now, and you can pretend you saw us before we got famous ;)

Album — Live at the Lantern (2014)

Album — Live at the Lantern (2014)

£5

Our first album, recording live at the Lantern Theatre, Liverpool, England. The theatre has long since shut down, but the album keeps going!

Track listing: Pirate Pop Songs, Rock n Fucking Roll, The Lyrical Miracle (JC), Keyboard Love Song, Wednesday, Disney Princess (rap), Winning X-Factor Song