Jollyboat Merch now available from our online store!

The Jollyboat Store

Pre-orders have now closed for the new t-shirt, but it'll be available in black ☺

Place a quick order for Jollyboat t-shirts and CDs, and we'll post them to you personally ♥ If you'd just like to make a donation, we accept monthly subscription through FossPay, or one-time donations via PayPal.

All our t-shirts are unisex, though many crewmates have done some wonderful work modifying them. Items appearing in red have sold out.

Sizes: S = 38", M = 40", L = 42", XL = 44", 2XL = 46", 3XL = 48"

"Not a Sex Cult" Tee

"Not a Sex Cult" Tee (Black)

£15

We've had a lot of demand for a "Not A Sex Cult" shirt, but could never sell it at live shows in case the ankle-biters (or secret police) ask awkward questions! But now it's 2020 - no live shows, no rules, and -err- no other source of income ♥

Female sizes

Unisex

"New Jollyboat (Black)" Tee

"New Jollyboat (Black)" Tee

£15

New logo, new me. Featuring a cool-in-the-90s grunge texture inspired by the seagull crap on my windscreen.

"New Jollyboat (Red)" Tee

"New Jollyboat (Red)" Tee

£15

Same but in red. So you can cosplay as a tomato.

"New Jollyboat (Grey)" Tee

"New Jollyboat (Grey)" Tee

£15

We get it. You wear too much black and want to be more interesting, but not TOO interesting.

"New Jollyboat" Tote Bag

"New Jollyboat" Tote Bag

£5

If you carry your labyrinth in it, it totes a-maze. with popcorn it totes amazeballs. If you carry freemium crystal balls, it's very cute — totes ad-orbs. If you carry Dutch scene kids, it totes emosh. Take food to a children's party. Everyone will be totes jelly.

"Everything's OK (Black)" Tee

"Everything's OK (Black)" Tee

£15

Never forget the lyrics to 'Pick n Mix' again! As a handy bonus, this t-shirt features the large and reassuring message "Everything's OK". (Warning: features adult lyrics)

"Everything's OK (Red)" Tee

"Everything's OK (Red)" Tee

£15

The same tee as above, but in red, so your Crewmates don't know you bleeding.

"Everything's OK (Navy)" Tee

"Everything's OK (Navy)" Tee

£15

As a rule, pirates dislike the Navy, but this one be most fetchin'. It's slightly less dark than the black t-shirt, so it's good for goths who are feeling joyful.

"Everything's OK (Grey)" Tee

"Everything's OK (Grey)" Tee

£15

Grey is such a sophisticated colour! Printing it was probably a mistake, since Jollyboat fans generally aren't very sophisticated. Prove us wrong by buying the t-shirt.

"Everything's OK (Light Grey)" Tee

"Everything's OK (Light Grey)" Tee

£15

Grey was so popular we needed to re-stock and fast! Unfortunately, we re-stocked TOO fast and ordered a different grey by mistake. Looks nice though?

"Jollyboat are Overrated" Tee

"Jollyboat are Overrated" Tee

£15

A perfect t-shirt to buy for a friend who loves Jollyboat. Also ideal for a friend who hates Jollyboat.

"MerryFerry are Better than Jollyboat" Tee

"MerryFerry are Better than Jollyboat" Tee

£15

MerryFerry are the real-life Jollyboat tribute act, who headlined JollyCon 1.

Ship Tee

Ship Tee

£15

This pirate ship silhouetted against the moon is a perfect t-shirt to get signed at one of our gigs.

"I Kissed a Gull and I Liked It" Tee

"I Kissed a Gull and I Liked It" Tee

£15

The very first Jollyboat t-shirt, nearly sold-out! Buy one now, and you can pretend you saw us before we got famous.

Album — Live at the Lantern (2014)

Album — Live at the Lantern (2014)

£5

Our first album, recording live at the Lantern Theatre, Liverpool, England. The theatre has long since shut down, but the album keeps going!

Track listing: Pirate Pop Songs, Rock n Fucking Roll, The Lyrical Miracle (JC), Keyboard Love Song, Wednesday, Disney Princess (rap), Winning X-Factor Song