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Khaleesi


There was a raging storm over Dragonstone on the night that she was born,
Her eyes are bright as lightning, she's a child of the storm,
[Her name is Daenerys Stormborn]

Her brother was 'the dragon', the family blood runs cold.
she's resistant to fire, he looks hot wearing gold.
[of the House Targaryen]

She's the heir to throne - sometime people make threats
or claim the kingdom for their own, until they meet her pets.
[Lady Regnant of the Seven Kingdoms]

She's the Queen of Three Tribes - this is her Chaperone.
Jorah Mormont - Queen of the Friend Zone.
[Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men]

People call their kids Khaleesi, but that's a description of her job
It's like calling them Doormat after Sansa, or dartboard after Rob
[First of Her Name]

She's the protector of the realm, though perhaps instead
she should've protected her family - they're all dead.
[Protector of the Realm]

Khal Drogo tried to screw her, but she finished on top:
She's conquered everybody in her army who has a crotch.
[Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea]

She knocks about in bonfires - she could not be bothered less!
Though I expect she'd be quite grateful for a flame-retardent dress.
[The Unburnt]

This could have been a chain of spoilers for season 2,
But we broke that chain. Look! Spoiler Removed!
[(Spoiler Removed) and Breaker of Chains]

Here's a little summary, if you've not seen Game of Thrones.
"Winter is coming"
"Take off your clothes!"

Her name is Daenerys Stormborn, of the House Targaryen
Lady Regnant of the Seven Kingdoms,
Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men,
The First of Her Name, Protector of the Realm,
Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea,
The Unburnt, (Spoiler Removed)*, the Breaker of Chains,
and The Mother of Dragons, Bitch!

* The Queen of Meereen. This is the only title she gains after Season 2.