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Parklife Quiz


ALLLL the people, So many people
And they all love a good pub quiz
Where the answers all rhyme with… Parklife

"That's right! This is a real quiz with real questions,
and all the answers happen to rhyme with PARK-LIFE,
So when the tune comes around to PARK-LIFE,
I want everyone to join in with the correct answer!
Question 1:"

A Christopher Nolan movie about Batman,
the second of its eponymous trilogy (Dark Knight)
Salty black yeast spread on your sandwich,
I guess you love it or hate it. (Marmite)
In Star Wars, the evil version of The Force;
also the back of the moon (Dark Side)
The time taken for an isotope's radioactivity
to fall to half of its value. (Half Life)

In Red Dwarf, Arnold Rimmer is a hologram,
but what material is he made from? (hard light)
People in the pub kicking the crap out of each other,
with tables and bottles, is known as a (Bar Fight)
A job with fewer working hours per week
than the typical 40, would be described as (Part-time)
And finally — A song by Blur from 1994,
you're literally singing the tune right now (Park Life)

ALLLL the people, So many people
And they all love a good pub quiz
Where the answers all rhyme with… Parklife

(know what I mean?)
"I ran out of rhymes for Park Life
so these ones rhyme with Pond-Life"

A form of stage lighting used to highlight
and pick out a main or lead performer (Spotlight)
An illegal sport involving... battle chickens,
It's like Pokemon for old people (Cockfight)
A rule in football which is notoriously
difficult for people to understand. (Offside)
A chemical compound of oxygen
and another element (or group) would be an… (Oxide)

Exposure to extreme cold causes this injury,
which can require toes to be amputated (Frostbite)
A close combat between military aircraft,
or a literal battle between two pooches. (Dogfight)
Circular motion in the same direction
as the hands of a clock would be described as (Clockwise)
"Ag ag ag, where's me spinach Olive?"
is a terrible impression of which sailor man? (Popeye)

ALLLL the people, So many people
And they all love a good pub quiz
Where the answers all rhyme with… Parklife
…Pondlife!