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# Parklife Quiz
ALLLL the people, So many people
And they all love a good pub quiz
Where the answers all rhyme with… Parklife

"That's right! This is a real quiz with real questions,
and all the answers happen to rhyme with PARK-LIFE,
So when the tune comes around to PARK-LIFE,
I want everyone to join in with the correct answer!
Question 1:"

A Christopher Nolan movie about Batman,
the second of its eponymous trilogy (Dark Knight)
Salty black yeast spread on your sandwich,
You might love it or hate it. (Marmite)
People in the pub kicking the crap out of each other,
with tables and bottles, is known as a (Bar Fight)
The time taken for an isotope's radioactivity
to fall to half of its value. (Half Life)

In Red Dwarf, Arnold Rimmer is a hologram,
but what material is he made from? (hard light)
A job with fewer working hours per week
than the typical 40, would be described as (Part-time)
(actually the correct answer is any job now)
~
In Star Wars, the evil version of The Force;
also the back of the moon (Dark Side)

ALLLL the people, So many people
And they all love a good pub quiz
Where the answers all rhyme with… Parklife

(know what I mean?)
"I ran out of rhymes for Park Life
so these ones rhyme with Pond-Life"

A form of stage lighting used to highlight
and pick out a main or lead performer (Spotlight)
An illegal sport involving... battle chickens,
It's like Pokemon for old people (Cockfight)
A rule in football which is notoriously
difficult for people to understand. (Offside)
A chemical compound of oxygen
with any other element would be an… (Oxide)

Exposure to extreme cold causes this injury,
which can require amputations (Frostbite)
A close combat between military aircraft,
or a literal battle between pets. (Dogfight)
Circular motion in the same direction
as the hands of a clock would be described as (Clockwise)
"Ag ag ag, where's me spinach Olive?"
is a terrible impression of which sailor man? (Popeye)

ALLLL the people, So many people
And they all love a good pub quiz
Where the answers all rhyme with… Parklife
…Pondlife!