(Disney) Star Wars
When you switch on a death-star,
Makes no difference who you are,
The planet will be blown apart
and so will you
Luke... I'm your father,
What a wonderful phrase!
A-Luke I'm your father,
We tested DNA.
It means no wookies, for the rest of your days,
So come join with me
'cause Luke, I'm your father
I'll never be a Jedi knight, although I try a lot,
— Padawan, there is no try. Do, or you do not.
If I can ever do this thing, then it'll be a shock,
I just cannot concentrate while working on my rock,
— I find your lack of faith disturbing.
But I just can't raise an X-Wing!
R-2D2! (whistle!) I wanna beep like you! (whistle!)
Wanna — [help me Obi Wan Kenobi,
You're my only hope] — ...too.
You C, 3PO, a droid like me (whistle!)
Can learn to be an R2, too!
I can see what's happening,
They don't even know.
They'll fall in love, and here's the weird part.
Luke is Leia's bro.
Can you feel the Force tonight?
Once upon a time,
In a galaxy far far away-er,
Just another mister,
Trying to kiss his sister:
Luke and Princess Leia.
I can blow up your world,
Alderaan torn asunder
Tell me princess,
Where is the rebel base you hide,
A hole in your world
(Don't you dare close your eyes)
Look for the Deathstar weaknesses,
the simple deathstar weaknesses,
Forget about your scanners, close your eyes, [yeah Han!]
I mean those Deathstar weaknesses,
The forces own technique it is,
I use to bullseye wamprats at that size.
in Mos Eisley! in Mos Eisley!
You'll never find
a more wretched hive
What do they got? a lot of sand,
We got a hot cantina band,
Each little Ewok,
Know how to bee-bop,
in Mos Eisley
Know how to boogie,
in Mos Eisley,
Jabba the Hutt
is shaking his butt,
Each bounty hunter,
doin' the rumba,
we got a Wampa,
leading the conga,
in Mos Eisley!