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Game Poem

    

We grew up in a small town, with a lot of DEAD SPACE. On a SILENT HILL with NO ESCAPE. In complete ISOLATION with nothing to do. I lived a HALF-LIFE, he lived a HALF-LIFE TWO. @ Solid opening gag

Why did we include this achievements? JUST CAUSE.

But we found a PORTAL we could step INSIDE To ANOTHER WORLD, to a SECOND LIFE To an ADVENTURE in SUPER MARIO LAND Where we were HEROES and that felt MEGA, MAN.

Those games were our story, our HOMEWORLD, our SHELTER. We made a FABLE of SONIC, we made a LEGEND OF ZELDA. So while our mates got pissed and SUPER SMASHED, We made our own games. Ja - Das war MINE-CRAFT.

When people play together, that has had a MASS EFFECT. We're one EARTH, BOUND by the internet. One LITTLE BIG PLANET, one SKYRIMmed with light. If we come together then the future could be GOLDEN, AYE. @ The Man with the Golden Pun

We had generation X, then gen Y - like me and Ed, But now there's NUKEM-ers: tomorrow's gonna be DAY-Z. They're MADDEN queer rights, they wanna halt the GEARS OF WAR, They're not wrong! What should anybody FALLOUT FOUR?

Cos we raise boys to be soldiers for a WORLD OF WAR- CRAFT girls to think they've 2 choices, WITCHER princess or whore. Our social attitudes come from an AGE OF EMPIRES, So the wage per girl is low - the PAPER BOY is higher. @ All in the Delivery

It's time to EVOLVE - and that's the thing that they've MYST. Sorry TUROCK the boat, but I don't think WII FIT. There's a COUNTER-STRIKE coming, why it's TEKKEN so long? 'Cos they're so FULL OF CRAP, that it's starting to PONG.

We're a FRY CRY from equality, but it's time we made things right. Say HALO to a stranger, make a friend just FOR-T'NIGHT. Let's get BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL, it's not about BLOOD AND GLORY, # Do it JUST CAUSE. Not for fame or glory. There's good in everyone - whether you're a liberal or ATARI.

Yes, our lyrics may be full of innuendo But we make a serious point - so no puN-intendo Let me state this FINAL FANTASY: if down to THE LAST OF US, We all learn to play in co-op, and then the only way is UP. UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A

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