Jesus Rap
He used to do the fishing until he had a vision that he'd risen to the tip-top of hip-hop MCs And now he's on a mission so everybody listen when he's spitting, he's the lyrical miracle, Jay-Cee.
[J-d-J-J-d Jesus Christ]
Tommy: Unh!
Jesus Christ, he gets a bad rap But you take him to a party? Wine on tap He's a miracle worker with a bread and fish trick Absolute legend. Take him on a picnic.
[Give it up for Lent!]
Same-sex marriage between gay partners Fine by him - He had two fathers Kissed by a man, just before he died His favourite sin was definitely "Pride".
He didn't spend money, he kept it in his pocket Cos Jesus Saves, and that made him a prophet When he didn't wash, that's a "gross prophet" When he went fishing, that's a "net prophet".
[Middle-East side!]
Then he's on the mount, he's delivering a sermon, "I believe the lord is our benevolent Herdsman! I believe in the divinity of every person!" He also believed that his mother was a virgin.
BOOM! SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE THE WOMB! BOOM! SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE THE WOMB!
CHORUS
At the last supper he said: "I'm going to feed y'all, See this glass of red? It's what I bleed y'all, and this slice of bread is like my meat y'all!" Then they ate - no-one touched the meatballs. ...they were testicles ...didn't eat yoghurt either - not kosher.
CHORUS
R-d-r-r-d Resurrection!
