We grew up in a small town, with a lot of DEAD SPACE.
On a SILENT HILL with NO ESCAPE.
In complete ISOLATION with nothing to do.
I lived a HALF-LIFE, he lived a HALF-LIFE TWO.
@ Solid opening gag
Why did we include this achievements? JUST CAUSE.
But we found a PORTAL we could step INSIDE
To ANOTHER WORLD, to a SECOND LIFE
To an ADVENTURE in SUPER MARIO LAND
Where we were HEROES and that felt MEGA, MAN.
Those games were our story, our HOMEWORLD, our SHELTER.
We made a FABLE of SONIC, we made a LEGEND OF ZELDA.
So while our mates got pissed and SUPER SMASHED,
We made our own games. Ja - Das war MINE-CRAFT.
When people play together, that has had a MASS EFFECT.
We're one EARTH, BOUND by the internet.
One LITTLE BIG PLANET, one SKYRIMmed with light.
If we come together then the future could be GOLDEN, AYE.
@ The Man with the Golden Pun
We had generation X, then gen Y - like me and Ed,
But now there's NUKEM-ers: tomorrow's gonna be DAY-Z.
They're MADDEN queer rights, they wanna halt the GEARS OF WAR,
They're not wrong! What should anybody FALLOUT FOUR?
Cos we raise boys to be soldiers for a WORLD OF WAR-
CRAFT girls to think they've 2 choices, WITCHER princess or whore.
Our social attitudes come from an AGE OF EMPIRES,
So the wage per girl is low - the PAPER BOY is higher.
@ All in the Delivery
It's time to EVOLVE - and that's the thing that they've MYST.
Sorry TUROCK the boat, but I don't think WII FIT.
There's a COUNTER-STRIKE coming, why it's TEKKEN so long?
'Cos they're so FULL OF CRAP, that it's starting to PONG.
We're a FRY CRY from equality, but it's time we made things right.
Say HALO to a stranger, make a friend just FOR-T'NIGHT.
Let's get BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL, it's not about BLOOD AND GLORY, # Do it JUST CAUSE. Not for fame or glory.
There's good in everyone - whether you're a liberal or ATARI.
Yes, our lyrics may be full of innuendo
But we make a serious point - so no puN-intendo
Let me state this FINAL FANTASY: if down to THE LAST OF US,
We all learn to play in co-op, and then the only way is UP.
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