# Jesus Rap
He used to do the fishing until he had a vision
that he'd risen to the tip-top of hip-hop MCs
And now he's on a mission so everybody listen
when he's spitting, he's the lyrical miracle, Jay-Cee.
[J-d-J-J-d Jesus Christ]
Tommy: Unh!
Jesus Christ, he gets a bad rap
But you take him to a party? Wine on tap
He's a miracle worker with a bread and fish trick
Absolute legend. Take him on a picnic.
[Give it up for Lent!]
Same-sex marriage between gay partners
Fine by him - He had two fathers
Kissed by a man, just before he died
His favourite sin was definitely "Pride".
He didn't spend money, he kept it in his pocket
Cos Jesus Saves, and that made him a prophet
When he didn't wash, that's a "gross prophet"
When he went fishing, that's a "net prophet".
[Middle-East side!]
Then he's on the mount, he's delivering a sermon,
"I believe the lord is our benevolent Herdsman!
I believe in the divinity of every person!"
He also believed that his mother was a virgin.
BOOM! SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE THE WOMB!
BOOM! SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE THE WOMB!
CHORUS
At the last supper he said: "I'm going to feed y'all,
See this glass of red? It's what I bleed y'all,
and this slice of bread is like my meat y'all!"
Then they ate - no-one touched the meatballs.
...they were testicles
...didn't eat yoghurt either - not kosher.
CHORUS
R-d-r-r-d Resurrection!
He used to do the fishing until he had a vision
that he'd risen to the tip-top of hip-hop MCs
And now he's on a mission so everybody listen
when he's spitting, he's the lyrical miracle, Jay-Cee.
[J-d-J-J-d Jesus Christ]
Tommy: Unh!
Jesus Christ, he gets a bad rap
But you take him to a party? Wine on tap
He's a miracle worker with a bread and fish trick
Absolute legend. Take him on a picnic.
[Give it up for Lent!]
Same-sex marriage between gay partners
Fine by him - He had two fathers
Kissed by a man, just before he died
His favourite sin was definitely "Pride".
He didn't spend money, he kept it in his pocket
Cos Jesus Saves, and that made him a prophet
When he didn't wash, that's a "gross prophet"
When he went fishing, that's a "net prophet".
[Middle-East side!]
Then he's on the mount, he's delivering a sermon,
"I believe the lord is our benevolent Herdsman!
I believe in the divinity of every person!"
He also believed that his mother was a virgin.
BOOM! SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE THE WOMB!
BOOM! SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE THE WOMB!
CHORUS
At the last supper he said: "I'm going to feed y'all,
See this glass of red? It's what I bleed y'all,
and this slice of bread is like my meat y'all!"
Then they ate - no-one touched the meatballs.
...they were testicles
...didn't eat yoghurt either - not kosher.
CHORUS
R-d-r-r-d Resurrection!
