Can we stop making so many good TV shows?
Cos I've still got half of Breaking Bad to do,
I can watch a season in a day as long as I don't blink,
and I haven't blinked since I watched Doctor Who.
When I love someone, George RR Martin kills them
and that's why I'm afraid to make new friends
So can we stop making so many good TV shows
Or give Lost a more satisfying end
I have lost so many friends because of spoilers
I think my partner left me during season 3
I put a fridge beside my chair, and a toilet
And I don't shower any more, I use Febreeze
My neighbours have reported that I'm missing
Netflix pop-ups are reminding me to wash
The police are now concerned about the smell of decay
I've got a five episode rule when food is dropped
I watched a box set back to back without sleeping,
and built a barricade against the walking dead.
So can we stop making so many good TV shows?
And make Series Two of Firefly instead!